These 37 failures from last week made me laugh so hard that I actually have AB now

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You will not believe this: it’s Monday again. I know, I know. Our countless hours are in vain – another Monday has arrived. Absolutely devastating. One thing for me, however, is that I refuse to give up my dreams. Somehow, I intend to get rid of us from Monday forever. While my forces regroup, at least we have these 37 funny failures from last week to overcome us:

1This is becoming “Independence Week”, right?

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2.When life gives you lemons, put the whole thing on a straw and put it in a cocktail.

Bar counter cocktail is garnished with a whole lemon and green straw surrounded by bar tools and bottles in a slightly illuminated setting

3There is offline, then there is offlineS

Tweit jokes about someone confusing "Pete Motigig" with "Peebu the judge."

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4.Wishing you luck.

Trivia Packet, entitled "Trivia Packet!" With a humorous name of the team: "My wife left me." Shade of a glass visible on the package

5.Thanks for the heads up.

Social media publication with text: "7yo, sitting in the back seat of the car:

6.Mr. all over the world.

Snongs for the head of a convertible by mistake, look like bald heads, humorously inscribed

7.It’s always worth checking, right?

A golden retriever standing under a tree on grass looking expectedly apples
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8.“I found Dewormer in this meal, donkey!”

Tweet humorously contrasts with the dog's willingness to eat various objects with his giving up a worm tablet hidden in cheese
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9.We need to save this child from the inevitable Where the red fern grows Canon Event!

Katie G's tweet: her daughter received "The most sweet dog book" from the library that is "Where the red fern grows."

10.Is it better or worse than being on your phone?

Exchange of text around Saturday night. One person wants feedback and the other answers to writing "bits" In a notebook on the table
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11.And it turns out that she is wrong all the time.

Tweet for that,

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12.This is in the crowd.

Tweet by Blair Wheeler for joining a local private club in December and meets with 3 retired dentists, a man with 11 burgers kings and "Big Mike."
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13.Surely tenants feel the same way, right?

Cartoon Man with goggles working on a laptop, inscription reveals the implementation of the use of this image for work and interactions of staff
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14.John Hancock’s signature is literally The biggest!

Tweet to dissatisfaction with colleagues who incorrectly call signature a "John Henry."
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15.At least we all have the internet in our pockets at any time.

Tweet by Alex Moskovitz: "My child has entered
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16.There must be a more good way to say “healthy and normal”.

Medical report fragment with discoveries: left and right breasts imperceptible; No anomalies were found. Inscription: "Rudely."

17.It’s … it’s not soothing.

A humorous tweet about the child's intention to do something constructive, telling his mother to relax while marching with a step
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18.Godspeed, my friend.

Tweet humorously describes the lie of a job application and is immediately hired, now improvise at work

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19.Medical accounts for everyone, yes!

A generalized hand with two adhesive dressings covering a wound, a sitting man. Tweet describes a cat bites and an unexpected trip to an emergency

20.Next time, just make sure your camera is off.

Tweet shows a person who says that their boss was sending a reminder message not to roll his eyes during meetings, joking about unemployment. Emoji Express Crying Laughter
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21.The career as a medical insurance regulator is in cards.

Tweet: "Toddler's new lifestyle is to play a doctor and always say

22.The best plans …

The child's handwritten note reads, "Run," With a humorous inscription on the distraction

23.And there is no way to understand how old this cookie is.

Tweet to visit parents and them, offering minimum snacks, mentioning cashew and airplane cookie. Includes thinking emoji
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24.Hank just checks to make sure it’s good.

A television screen in a hospital room shows a scene of "Hill" With character and text loans. White board with patient information is underneath
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25.She doesn’t even have enough battery life to google “Gen Alpha” jargon.

TWIT by @Computer_gay for a humorous exchange between an old lady and ten years of battery life on the phone
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26.It’s time for intervention.

TWIT for a friend to be thrown away, call FaceTime discussing their dislike for the ex, and then the friend returns with them

27.At least we can be absolutely sure that it has not expired.

Container with clotted cream without lid. The text mentions that the date of sale is printed on the cream

28.Ronald who?

TWIT for a humorous moment in McDonald's: an unexpected child's request for muffins surprises the parent, revealing a secret visit

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29.That’s why they have reserve prices!

Tweet by @Largestadultson for eBay auction won 90% below value, noting that the seller has deleted his account
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30.Later, the wiper hand can enjoy a relaxing float in the pool.

Instagram post showing a windscreen wiper missing during a storm. The text is mentioned that it has flew at 80 miles / h. Subsequent texts for repairs Add humor

31.Honesty is the best policy.

Tuit for the household of a party where a child demands more entertainment activities for children in the future; emphasizes the value of honest feedback

32.I thought we were just hanging; I didn’t realize it was a quiz.

The character of Muppet comforted another with the arm on the shoulder. The text of overlay humorously discusses failure of anxiety and depression in a doctor's office
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33.My next answer would be the definition of the word “empathy”.

A text exchange showing one person who says he cannot sleep and the other responds casually and signs with good night

34.Once a month I leave to ask if I really You need Photoshop.

Tuit says, "You will be your most financially and will pass a payment on Adobe" by User Syd* (@sydsofar)

35.At least he’s cute.

A little dog peeps over an armrest with a car with an inscription, "Enter a loser, we will spend $ 500 on my belly pain."

36.“I’m sorry, I can’t help – my hands are full.”

Brooks Otterlake Humorous describes a man who dribbles basketball and watches his phone while his wife carries his son and groceries

37.Finally, I can’t wait to hear the ridiculous theories of giraffe conspiracy.

Giraffe behind glass in a zoo enclosure with reflections of trees shared in tweit for someone who comments on his authenticity
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